Cordless Greenery: 5 Reasons to Relax & Unplug

Hear that? It’s the joyous holiday sound of torn and crinkling paper, as we unwrap the top five reasons why cordless greenery is the altogether fastest, easiest, and most beautiful way to decorate for Christmas. The complete package.

Madison Fraser Cordless Wreath

1. Cordless greenery makes Christmas… easier.

With all of the decisions you make on a daily basis, compounded by dozens more during the holidays—yes, willingly—wouldn’t it be a grand gift to have a few less? Consider it done.

Spread the joy and merriment of the holidays anywhere and everywhere, indoors or out. Cordless greenery (AKA battery-operated greenery) is conveniently… wait for it… cordless. That means proximity to an electrical outlet simply can’t play the Grinch with your amazing creative vision. Plus, there’s no concealment of wires necessary. Don’t think about it, just do it—decorate anywhere you’d like a touch of nature and a warm glow, with all the trimmings.

From us to you: a few of our favorite locations for showing off your stunning cordless greenery. A mantel, buffet, fence line, door, window, mailbox, mirror, banister, chandelier, and [your festively fabulous idea here].

Mackinley Cordless Pathway Trees

2. Cordless greenery makes Christmas sparkle.

Ever try to wrap an undecorated Christmas wreath, garland, or swag in lights? We have, and here’s our one-word summation: bah humbug (OK, two words). Not only is it time consuming but, invariably, the end product is an unevenly spaced, embarrassing tangle you would never display. Cordless greenery is very carefully, professionally pre-wrapped with bright, long-lasting lights. The result is a sparkling presentation, one holiday season after the next. Don’t scrooge yourself out of time more enjoyably spent—this year, cut the cord.

Frosted Winter Cordless Greenery

3. Automatic timers make cordless greenery smart.

You’re seated at the social event of the season when you wonder whether or not you turned the Christmas lights on. Accelerate to the ride home, and as you admire your neighbors’ magical outdoor displays, hark! Your home is as dark as two eyes made of coal. Don’t be that person. Many cordless greenery pieces are intelligently outfitted with a fully automatic timer. Lights turn on automatically at the same time every day, shine for six hours, then turn off for 18 hours, and repeat. Perfect timing.

Merry and Bright Cordless Wreath

4. Cordless greenery looks naturally gorgeous (faux real).

Mother Nature called, and let’s just say she has a stocking full of compliments for the incredible realism of today’s faux greenery—pre-lit, or otherwise. Samples taken directly from the forest and serious science, carefully advanced over decades, have taken the less-than-impressive materials of Christmases past and completely transformed them. Tactilely inferior and poorly shaded have been replaced with incredibly lifelike textures and true-to-nature tones that create a near fresh-from-the-florist look that endures. Speaking of…

 

Blue Cedar Cordless Greenery

5. Cordless greenery means season after season of beauty.

Let’s use one length of fresh Christmas garland, for example. Drive to your local garden store, and purchase. Return home, wrap with lights, hang, and embellish with ornaments and picks of assorted flora (with a finely tuned professional eye).

Not done yet. Spend 23 minutes and two outbursts of frustration untangling your box of extension cords, locate an outlet and that timer you’re certain you have, and plug in. Repeat for additional lengths of garland, if necessary. Now, gather the family around to watch the needles turn brown and fall like snowflakes to the floor.

Or… give us a jingle. We’ll cheerfully deliver stunning, lifelike, pre-lit, and pre-decorated garland, swags, wreaths, and more right to your door. Go-anywhere greenery, crafted for everlasting beauty, you’ll proudly display one year after the next.

Cheers! See how cordless greenery helps to magically transform an outdoor Christmas welcome on our blog, Christmas Porch Decorations: 15 Ways to Make It Holly Jolly.

Considering some favorites but not sure how they’ll look on your front porch? Have some fun with our interactive, drag-and-drop Mix & Match Visualizer. (You’re going to love it.)